Someone Please Give Valentino A Job

2009 November 5

valentino-garavani-retires-1Designer Valentino Garavani waves goodbye for the 80th time! Ciao belli!

Just like Cher, Barbra Steisand, and other performers who threaten the “final show,” couture and pret a porter designer Valentino Garavani made his upteenth appearance the other night at a party at the Standard Hotel. Since retiring from his eponymous line a couple years ago, I have seen this man circling the buffet  at Lever House parties, hanging out with fashion hens in cocktail filled living rooms, rightfully attending all the premieres of his documentary film, “Valentino, the Last Emperor,” but then co-hosting a reprise screening event with Gwyneth Paltrow only several days ago. Now he’s feting the DVD release at the Boom Boom Room. Please, Madonna, socialites, and all you who claim to love him, take pity on this guy. He’s BORED AS HELL. Convince him to start designing again. I’d rather see him appear every blue moon for a collection then at every open bar in the city. HE’S NOT NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY. HE’S A TREASURE. LET’S KEEP HIM THAT WAY.

Where’s Dicky and Puss Puss? Everywhere with Paul McCarthy

2009 November 5

IMG_1982New work by artist Paul McCarthy

(**All words and photos by Susan M. Kirschbaum)

Paul McCarthy is nothing if not controversial. He started (surprisingly) as a performance artist notorious for covering himself in ketchup and sticking a Barbie doll up his ass. Yet McCarthy has proven himself ten fold as a gifted sculptor of animals, including pigs who sometimes double as politicians, and Snow White with a bunch of dirty dwarves, a perennial favorite. His etchings of Ms. White, the dwarves, princes, and clowns in fellatio and other turn ons (or offs, depending on your perspective) reveal McCarthy to possess a gifted detailed  hand that draws you into the action, like it or not.

Last night’s opening uptown brought out noted artists like video master Tony Oursler, painters Rita Ackermann and Hope Atherton, Nate Lowman and exacting photographer Roni Horn. McCarthy’s an artist’s artist, respected for a no holes barred interpretation of fantasy, sexuality, and the subliminal, which under a lesser creative talent would come off as cheap.

When I broached McCarthy about his subjects — all objects of fetish, whether Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, KOOL cigarettes, big penises, or Snow White — he paused a moment. “I don’t know if they’re fantasies.” He said, his eyes alighted under a shock of white hair and a beard that makes him look like one of the dwarves himself. “Well, you do use objects of our idolatry.” I said, suggesting he was attempting to knock `em down a peg.  He replied. “I thought about them as above and unreal. So maybe it is about taking them down.”

But without McCarthy’s talent as a skilled interpreter, he could be mistaken for a  sheer pervert. I find it exciting to see something so honest yet perfectly executed with wild abandon. It’s much less predictable than porn or reality TV and a helluva lot more fun. (Paul McCarthy, White Snow, Hauser & Wirth New York, 32 East 69th Street, Tuesday through Sat, 10 am – 6 pm, through December 24th)

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IMG_1990Snow White and the Prince  take a piss side by side… by Paul McCarthy

New York is BURNING… Can you smell it?

2009 November 2

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Stars in drag and all that jazz…

( All text and photos by Susan M. Kirschbaum, meteoric video rhythm by the fabulous Baron Von Fancy)

Nobody brings in Halloween with equal depravity and abandon as New Yorkers. A glance at the “in crowds’” weekend rosters included the botoxed bunch dressing up like Madonnas in the Village; the Proenza Schouler boys and Barney’s Fashion Director Julie Gilhart holding fort on 28th Street; Sean Lennon and his band rocking out at the Wooly, the exclusive private party only Woolworth basement; and beauties, rockers, and those who love them at Thomas Hayo’s party at the Boom Boom Room, where I resided. Hayo– a consummate host dressed in lederhosen  with his brother Peter — shared the bill with the Last Magazine, whose co-founder, Magnus Berger pulled off a remarkable Edward Scissorhands. Check out the slide show above. See if you can spot Yeah Yeah Yeah’s Karen O as a blonde cheerleader (I pulled on her pom pom nipples!); R.E.M’s Michael Stipe as caviar; and kissing bandits Purple Mag’s Olivier Zahm and Andre from Le Baron in Paris. Actor Keifer Sutherland — probably too frightened to set near the Proenza Schouler fete after breaking designer Jack McCullough’s nose — popped into Boom Boom wearing a red clown nose. He wasn’t pretty or scary enough to photograph. Tant pis.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! LIVE IT UP PEOPLE! AND DRESS THOSE CHILDREN LIKE THE FAIRIES AND BANDITS THEY REALLY ARE!!!! XX!!

2009 October 31
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IMG_1893Susan and Martin pop into YSL perfume bash incognito

The Myth of Waris Ahluwahalia

2009 October 29

**Video and text by Susan M. Kirschbaum

Yes, he was born in India and lived in Brooklyn before catching the fashionably studied eye of director Wes Anderson, who has cast him in films. Waris once even drove an old Buick, at least I remember it as a Buick when he picked me up in his party caravan. But this guy was destined to be a star. Waris’ latest collection puts him right up there with the crown jewels. Drop earrings with precious gems he plucked  from Thailand fall like dew drops. And in his collaboration with photographer (his dear friend) Andrew Zuckerman (“Bird” Chronicle books), Waris fashioned wings on delicate gold chains. But, I’m really loving the crown rings and bracelets… “You’re like Tiffany’s.” I told him. “No, it’s like House of Waris.” He laughed. Yeah… LET LOVE RULE.